unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

(Source: dvaefranco)

blogust:

i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell

anfagistan:

scarydoka:

is obama a japanese schoolgirl now or something

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omg kawaii

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

(Source: vampirequeenarchives)

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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one day i aspire to shop price high to low

  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

(Source: liveinphoenix)