silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

straight white boy problem #87631

straightwhiteboyproblems:

evgeniemalkin:

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chris u need to chill

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better